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75 Funny Pick Up Lines Your Matches Won't Be Ready For



Gone are the days of finding love in your friend group, or at the grocery store. When it comes to finding a serious relationship,dating appsreign supreme.Approaching a conversationwith a complete stranger can send youranxiety through the roof. That is, unless if you decide to chill out and just have some fun with it.

You've got to break the ice to get to the juicier conversation like, what tattoos they have, how they spend theiralone time, whatpodcasts they like to listen to, or what books they've recently read. And, there's no better way to loosen up than saying something funny.

Funny pick up lines are a good way to judge someone's sense of humor, or their ability to "roll with things." If you lob one of your harmless and funny pick up lines to a match but they take it seriously and dissect it, you may have found someone who's not the “life of the party.” Likewise, if that person knows you're joking but leaves you hanging, they may not be someone who can just go with the flow. Funny pick up lines aren’t just good openers, they also reveal a lot about the other person. Finding the right person for you can be tough,so it’s best to use any strategies and angles you can think of.

We scoured the internet for thefunniestand cheesiest pick up lines, courtesy of some real-lifecringey dating experiences. Take these funny pick up lines for a test drive to guaranteea first datewith your future significant other,ghoster,platonic friend, orhookup. Hey, we said these pick up lines would get you the first date, we're not guaranteeing anything after that.

1. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

2. If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.

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3. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

4. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

5. Can I borrow your library card? 'Cause I'm totally checking you out.

6. You know, if a fat man with a beard happens to stuff you in a bag one night, don't be afraid – I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year.

7. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

8. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel.

9. “I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other guys look bad.”

10.“No offense, but do you want to hold hands?”

11.“Hi, my name’s Chance. Do I have one?”

12.“Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you. She also said she wanted you to say hi back.”

13.Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

14.That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

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15.Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

16.Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

17.If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

18.Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

19.I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

20.Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

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21.“If I had to choose between chocolate cake and you, I’d choose you.”

22.“If you ever get chased by a bear with a chainsaw as his left arm, I hope he stays away from your face because you’re handsome.”

23.“My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the most handsome guy here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?”

24.“You there! Can you answer a question for me? Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?”

25.“I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen.”

26.Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

27."Hello, I'm surveying what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm surveying what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.?"

28.When God made you, he was showing off!

29.I know a girl who is interested in you. If I was not so terribly shy, I’d let you know.

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30.Do you like Star Wars? Because, Yoda only one for me!

31.Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Damme you’re hot!

32.Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

33.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure got my heart tied up in a knot.

34.“Babe, when you sat down, I was jealous of your chair.”

35.“I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’ll make an exception for you.”

36.“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back”

37.I might not be the most attractive lady here, but I am the only one speaking with you.

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38."You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together?I could’ve sworn we had chemistry."

39.“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

40.“Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!”

41."You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”

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42."Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for."

43."We should have breakfast tomorrow. Do you want me to call you or just give you a nudge?"

44.“You are the quintessence of pulchritude. Google it.”

45.“You must eat Lucky Charms because, baby, you look magically delicious.”

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46.“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.”

47.“Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!”

48.“Do you have a watch? Because I need to know how many seconds it took for me to fall for you.”

49."You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill."

50.“You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun.”

51."Rejection can lead to emotional stressfor both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for the sake of my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"

52."Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you."

53."If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind."

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54. "Wanna come to the mushroom's party with me? He's a really fungi."

55."Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

56."You know, my therapist says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?"

57.“You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.”

58."I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."

59."You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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60."If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out."

61."I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!"

62."I want to be an ant and climb up your balcony to whisper in your ear: Handsome, pretty and chocolate."

63."Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

64."You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."

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65."Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for."

66."Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you."

67."I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed"

68."Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?"

69."Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you."

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70.“Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.”

71."Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me."

72."Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams."

73."Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours."

74.“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”

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75. “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”